I Want A Robot That Can Drive

I want a robot that can drive around and do security at home, listen to voice commands through my phone, hold a streaming video device like an old cell phone for video conferencing, have a seemingly endless # of trivial pursuit questions for game night, interface with my smart devices at home (like lights and Nest), be my alarm that drives away from the bed in the morning and only goes off when I get out of bed and catch it, read out text messages and other notifications, be a friendly toy for my niece and nephew, scout hard to see areas for where the mice are getting into our house!, play with my cat, let me check on my office remotely with streaming video, charge wirelessly.